“You’re pretty useless

but, at least you’re funny.”

- My old LPO

  • It’s the sound of the general alarm waking you up 2 hours before you have to stand watch. Maybe it’s the messenger giving you your first wake-up. The fleet is a crazy place with interesting people and even more insane scenarios. My hope with this website along with the shirts and other merchandise is to spread some of the funny moments I’ve had and share them with the rest of the fleet and more-so the whole military. Every day it has been my goal to make people laugh and improve a crew’s morale when there is none. I hope you can make some fun memories and form some classic military trauma bonds like I have.

    Thank you to all who support.